kamikazetati:

seafiish:

“I LEFT MY TUMBLR OPEN WITH PORN ON MY DASH”

princetavros:

gamzeelaughingalonewithouttavros:

so my friend and her sister were reading the update and

they noticed

i

rose i

rose

wut

dorothy-cotton:

spiritus-mundi:

I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be. 

einosaur:

I- don’t actually know what this is supposed to be.
It was going to just be Dirk but then somehow Jake was suddenly on his shoulders.
Pretending to be a plane or something.Like a complete and utter dingus.
And then I lost inspiration, darkened guidelines, and this happened.

NEVERTHELESS have some sketchy doodles.  

wethecountry:

attractive people are following me

how do I handle this

should I feed them so that they don’t leave

should I try to impress them

if they talk to me what will I do

should I touch the butt

maddiwaddy:

marielikestodraw:

emilythesmelly:

#soft Batman #warm Batman #little ball of justice #happy Batman #sleepy Batman #your parents are dead

#your parents are dead

welp. Ive fallen and I can’t get up.

Dying.

stackmodus:

its not a zombie apocalypse so much as it is a bunch of people realizing that we actually dont taste half bad

fadeintocase:

andrewbatz:

And I hate Homestuck. Thanks alot to the creator for ruining something else i enjoy now i cant drink faygo without some stupid fan coming up to me asking if i like homestuck. wonderful I don’t want to live anymore.

Dude you’re a juggalo, we couldn’t ruin your life any more if we tried.

shadesdarker:

paging-doctorfaggot:

omg in one of the hearts it says bacon + eggs

I saw the PBJ one and went “OMFG HOMESTUCK”

and then I remembered peanut butter and jelly is actually a thing 

dobie:

i saw this shirt in annapolis today haha

karkat should come to maryland, they have stupid crab memorabilia everywhere. like anything you could ever want (or not want) to buy, you can buy with a crab on it. my favorites are the christmas ornaments, crabs with santa hats on them. i found a whole store full of santa crabs once. so bad.

joanegbert-eb:

wingedtaurus:

clowncomplex:

lalondeyouaredrunk:

sikosar:

moraniarty:

forever-delayed:

awful—end:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP

C͐ͬ̀́҉̴̠̣̣̮̗̻͉̬͎̥̲̯̼̯͝ͅȂ̴̰̮̙̳͎͙̰͉̪̠͖͕͚̠̝͓̭͂̃͋̆ͭ̏̿̄͂̐̌ͮ̃̓̂́͡L̶̸̴̨̗̘̗̯͉̮͎͖̩̼̱̘̘̜̞̖̪̟̤̊͊̍L̡̢̡̦̮͉ͦ͛͛̆ͩ̎͋̚͟͝   ̴̷̲̞͇͍̮̟͖͍̬̖͇̟̖̰̳̣̘̤̐͆̈́̀͆̃̄͒̐͗͝͞M̨̛͖͚̤̳͊̑́̎̓͊͂̇̌̔̕E̶̗̩̪̍͛ͫ͐̐͑ͨ̍͂͌͒̀͆̑̚͡͞ ̾͆̈ͮͮͭͨ͋͆̅̊̊ͨ̌ͦ҉̶̵͖̺͙͚̬͙̰͚̥̝͟͜ M̞̳̰̻̺̭ͩͮ̅̅̆̉͋͛̔̑̐̈͊ͭ͘A̶͉̤̜͖̞̫͉̲̗̽ͫͭͯ́͞͞Y̷̡̠͉͔̝̦̺̝͕͍͍͍͙̦͙͕̟ͪͮ͒ͦͫ͐͂͘ͅB̬̣̘̙̠̥̝̰͉̭ͤ̓ͬ͑ͨ̈ͤ͛̀̓ͯ̏͛̊ͩ̕͞E̎͊̓̎͑̏ͧ̃̄ͤ͏̵̢̬̗̣̦͚̹̫̠̳͙̬

YOU GUYS I AM CRYIGN ND SHAKING AND LAUGHING AND JUST OH GOD CHECKING BEHIND ME EVErRY SECOND

I CRIED.

(( OMFG I CAN’T I CAN’T ))

dorothy-cotton:

not everyone